Have you ever wondered what god (in this post easier than typing all the alternatives, such as God, Jehovah, Allah, high power, superior being, aliens, or the Beatles) looks down and thinks about what the hell the human race is doing. I mean when you stop and think about it, we can't go a day with the death of someone or some people. There is always a war going on somewhere on this planet. We hate people and are intolerant. We lie, cheat, and steal. Kill for sex, drugs, money, and cable television (that one I haven't figured out, as Family Guy and Simpsons are the only thing worth watching).
I often wonder if he doesn't interact just because we've got things so screwed up that he would have to cleans the planet and start over to get a head start. It's like when you let the house get so messy that it takes a entire day just to get it back up to par. When have done that to this planet and ourselves.
But there is something else that I wanted to talk about . . .sex.
"Drink water out of your own cistern, and tricklings out of the midst of your own well. Should your springs be scattered out of doors, your streams in the public squares themselves? Let them prove to be for you alone, and not for strangers with you. Let your water source prove to be blessed and rejoice with the wife of your youth, a lovable hind and a charming mountain goat. Let her own breasts intoxicate you at all times. With your love may you be in ecstasy constantly. So why should you, my son, be in an ecstasy with a strange woman or embrace the bosom of a foreign woman?" Proverbs 5:15-20
Wow, that is pretty hot for a Bible passage! So what do you think is included in "Let her own breasts intoxicate you at all times"? I mean do think that this is then condoning all forms of sexual acts. And I don't mean incest, molestation, and things like that. I'm talking like oral or anal sex, doggie-style, 69, role-play, and maybe phone sex. I mean did god think ahead and know that man and woman were going to think of all these things to do? Or is it really an abomination against god as some religions would have you believe. And then, of course the age old sin, masturbation. Do you know what most Christian religions base the origin of masturbation as a sin?
"In view of that Judah said to Onan: Have relations with your brother's wife and preform brother-in-law marriage with her and raise up offspring for your brother. But Onan knew that the offspring would not become his, and it occurred that when he did have relations with his brother's wife he wasted his semen on the earth so as not to give offspring to his brother. Now what he did was bad in the eyes of the Lord, hence he put him also to death." Genesis 38:8-10
Whereas this situation was concerning brother-in-law marriage, so that the family line could be continued, it has been misconstrued as masturbation. Although there is no way to tell from the text as to if Onan, prematurely with-drew from Tamar, and ejaculated outside of her, or whether he masturbated to prevent having sufficient semen when having relations with her, is left up to the reader. But the problem is, that Christianity fails to take into context the situation. It wasn't that Onan either withdrew or masturbated, it was that he avoided his own responsibilities for his own selfish desires that got him kilt (killed for the ebonically impaired).
You know the Bible is so full of things that require interpretation. People perceive things differently. Like I could never quite understand where the Catholics come to understand that those that serve god (priest and the such) must be celibate. Or their hatred of birth control. But I guess to each his own, yeah?
So I guess, my "what would you do" questions is . . .
Do you think that all forms of sexual practices are sanctioned by god?
Is masturbation a sin?
What are your views on celibacy and birth control?
And . . .
this is the real curiosity here (for the guys anyway) . . .
Would you/could you preform brother-in-law marriage if it were still practiced today?

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