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 The Circle Of Life
 

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 Borrowing Miss Misty's Joke Of The Day For Miss Jen
 

Miss Jen (Adventures of a Girl in Lazy Land) has been having some bad times lately, so I decided to make the attempt at brightening her day, by borrowing Miss Misty's (LIFE IS NOT ONE BIG JOKE) joke of the day.

These are some of the things that brought a smile to my face . . .

Living proof that Bert & Ernie are not gay. Well, Ernie may still be, but I'm pretty sure Bert isn't. Well that is unless he's just greedy and wants the best of both worlds.



Here's for all you fans of the great Dubyah. I actually liked it as a play on MasterCard. But then again, who doesn't like to break all the rules and get away with it.



Just so you know, I can laugh at Clinton too. I'm not jealous that he got a blowjob by an intern. So why are the Republicans?



Lastly, I don't read Cosmo, probably because it is a woman's magazine. But every once and a while something comes along that is interesting to read. Although I doubt much that the women will appreciate this as much. But after all it is a joke.



So I hope that helped you laugh Miss Jen, and I hope that things start looking up for you and you have better days in the future. Take care Miss Jen.

May U Live 2 See The Dawn

"I could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."
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 Final Fantasy VII -- The Ultimate Team
 

 

Okay, I have of recently been enticed to do a post about the greatness of the game Final Fantasy VII.  Much in part from the great post that Miss Misty (LIFE ISNT ONE BIG JOKE) and Mr. Darker (Seven Is What?).  If you don't already know Mr. Darker is the next Machiavellian to take over the world.  In this event I have strived to express my need to take a position in the army that Mr. Darker will need to take over the world.  To do this I need the necessary equipment and army in order to protect our ruler.

Final Fantasy VII is the palette in which I have fashioned the equipment and the members of the army to accomplish my task.  So with that said, I will relay the materia and weapons I will need, along with the two companions that will accompany me.

First I will lay out the weapons and materia that I myself will need . . .

 

Weapon -- Dragoon Lance (8 unlinked materia slots) -- Enemy Skill (with all skills learned), Double Cut, Experience Plus, Counter Attack, Gil Plus, Cover, Hades, Shield 

Armor -- Mystile (6 linked materia slots) Master Command<-->Mega All, Phoenix<-->Final Attack, Quadra Magic<-->Bahamut Zero

Accessory -- Ribbon (Immune to all status attacks)

Cid is not the best of magic holders.  If you load him with magic (green) or summons (red) materia it will greatly decrease his HP (hit points), so you want to use him with many command (yellow) materia and independent (purple) materia, as these don't effect HP or MP (magic points).  Cid is good with his physical attacks, which is good to equip him with things such as Double Cut, Counter Attack, and Cover.  His limit break is great on a battle with multiple enemies.

 

Weapon -- Crystal Comb (6 linked materia slots)-- Elemental<-->Bio, MP Absorb<-->Ultima, Final Attack<-->Phoenix

Armor -- Imperial Guide (6 linked materia slots) -- Revive<-->All, Restore<-->All, Heal<-->All

Accessory -- Ribbon (Immune to all status attacks)

Red XIII is an excellent carrier of magic and summons materia.  Although it is my own opinion, I think that Red is an excellent healer and usually use him as such.  His regular attacks are powerful, and his limit break is also devastating.

 

Weapon -- Crystal Glove (6 linked materia slots) -- Master Magic<-->All, Master Summons<-->X-Summons, Final Attack<-->Revive

Armor -- Minerva Band (6 linked materia slots) -- Enemy Skill (fully learned), Mime, Full Cure, Comet<-->Magic Counter, HP Plus

Accessory -- Ribbon (Immune to all status attacks)

Although Tifa is an excellent materia holder, with weighing her down with so much magic and summons materia, an HP Plus is almost a necessity.  Tifa is a strong physical fighter, and her limit break is so powerful that the only it rivals is Cloud Strife's Omnislash.

 

So there it is, my army.  Although I have to admit a chick with huge hooters, in a tight white t-shirt, with suspenders and short shorts, is a bit of an ulterior motive.

 

 

 

 

May U Live 2 See The Dawn

 

"From now on, you must call me, Sid: Lord of the Flame."

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 A Creature Of Romance Or Instinct?
 

Study Subject A -- The Vampire

Femme Vampire

The vampire, is a creature know for it's elegance and refinement (at least the Bram Stoker's Dracula). Although in recent times, found to be just as instinctual and animalistic as other creatures of the night. A good example of recent years (this entire post is brought to you by "Incorrect Use of Pencil Sharpeners" posted on Seven is What? by Seven_Is_Darker) is the incarnation of werewolves and vampires in Underworld. The vampires did not much change from the stories of the past. Although I got the impression from the movie that the vampires of Underworld had not gotten past many of the traits that make man the way they are.

For instance, the "savior" of Kate Beckinsale's character, was actually the killer of her family that he told her he rescued from the "terrible" vampires. When in reality, he had killed them all, and drained their blood, but when he got to her he could not kill her, as she reminded him of his own daughter, which he callously had killed because she was involved with a werewolf.

But in past times, as I base a lot of my perception of vampires, on the writings of Bram Stoker, the vampire had no malice for the werewolf. The vampire was a seducer, whether male or female, and appealed to the senses. Fantasizing of great things that resided in their "victims" hearts, egging them on to let down their guard and give into the feelings that the vampire projected onto the person. Very ethereal (sorry I like that word) and emotional. Rendering their victim in a hypnotic, emotionally venerable state where it was then easy to gain access to what was desired.

Vampires, although scientifically it would seem impossible, where very sexually oriented creatures. But the difference between what is perceived as sexual but is really sensual is what the key is. Although some may think that it is impossible for vampires to be sexual, there is a degree to which a person can be sexual without the act of sex. This is the vampire. A creature of seduction and wiles.

Study Subject B -- The Werewolf


Werewolf by Frank Frazetta

The werewolf is a creature of power and instinct. Their power is mostly physical, and somewhat psychological. The werewolf strikes fear directly. There is no seduction. The actual presence of the werewolf brings about fear and panic. They feed on that fear, it is much like the blood to the vampire. The werewolf has no need for sustenance, as in the vampire does with blood. Any killing done by the werewolf is the instinct of preservation or the need for food. Much like animal itself.

The wolf has been given the "tag" of a killer, much as people label sharks indiscriminate killers. But the wolf is not. Yes they may be ferocious and dangerous, but they are not killers, in the sense that humans are. They kill when necessarily, such as mentioned above. There is no need to kill for greed, jealousy, or other such human traits.

Study Subject C -- The Conclusion

Whatever appeals to you more, seems to lends to reveal things about what a person is on the inside. Both creatures demand a sort of power that is intoxicatingly desirable. But they are very different. Both are dominate, but in different ways.

The Vampire.
It's power comes from suggestion. It's ability to persuade someone to it's fold. Much like religion and politics. It is not about right out aggression, although when need, it can be used. The vampire almost seeks to avoid confrontation. Preferring to mislead it's victims and followers to believe that the vampire itself is in control of them. Even though they could, if able to break free from the vampire's hold, could revolt and escape. The vampire is much like the dominate abuse that is not physical, but is still abuse. That is why the vampire is represented both as a male and female gender, as both genders are capable of being abused and being the abuser. Although this may seem way beyond what is represented by the creation of the vampire, these are just the musings of a man that thinks too much.

The Werewolf.
The Werewolf's power is direct. There is no seduction or guile. It's there in your face. The werewolf is a killer, tearing apart the flesh of his victim, and ripping out throats. This is the representation of an all out grasp for power. Such a violent display of power, suggests that the werewolf is trying to assert itself into the chain of command. As if by saying that because I can cause such mass carnage that my power must be recognized. It appeals to those that have the need to assert themselves as an aggressor among those that challenge their power. (And this makes no assumption as to Mr. Darker's reasons for choosing to be a werewolf over a vampire.)

Both have feelings and characteristics that are desires that we bury deep down inside of us. They are things that are forbidden and yet hated. The embrace of such displays of power are what bring about such stories of these creatures of the night. What we want to, but yet do not act upon are the very things that inspire some of the greatest minds, and some of the greatest creations.

May U (Creatures Of The Night) Live 2 See The Dawn

"She looked like she fell out of the I'm-gonna-suck-your-dick-tree, and hit every branch on the way down."
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