Hmmmm . . .

Found the music video to "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. Totally not what I expected. Very strange. Very British. Kind of like how I just don't get Monty Python.

Ohh well, that is what artistic difference is. I'm sure that it is pretty easy to find. My wife found it for me on a local radio station's site.

For all the ladies, he takes his shirt off. LOL If your into the pasty, British look, anyway. All I could think was, dude comb your hair!

Aint got much else to say. Kinda stumped tonight. I'll hang out in the chatroom. Take care all.

May U Live 2 See The Dawn

"Whatever it was it was it was big and it was huge. Swooped down on him like a giant fucking bat."

I hope to God that this never applies. It so sad, but true. One day mankind will look at someone else and remember that everything we do affects someone else. Do you fell hollow?

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer and when i wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your child.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

And I still hold your hand in mine.
In mine when I'm asleep.
And I will bare my soul in time,
When I'm kneeling at your feet.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.
I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

Goodbye My Lover -- James Blunt

May U Live 2 See The Dawn

"What'll I tell the boss?" "Tell him I'm going to the backseat of my car, with the woman that I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"

There was a hurt in his heart that he had not felt. It was hurt that burned to the depths of his soul. A hurt that it seemed nothing could heal. No matter what glory that was placed upon him, he felt the cold despair of loneliness. The utter feeling that he was the only fallen soul the universe. There was not explanation for him. There was no love for him . . .

So this wonderful, beautiful angel came to him. She told him that he was not alone. That he was loved. And there was no evil in him. Apperances don't matter, it is the person within.

He asked why then do people judge me for my apperance. Why does god shun me, if it is not my grotesque apperance?

The beautiful white angel did not know. God does not shun you my angel she said. You a his lost child and he is looking to find you.

Then why hasn't he found me, he wonders.

She kissed him, ever so sweetly on his neck. Because you don't want to be, my angel . .

May U Live 2 See The Dawn

"Hey Flanders. Over here, I got us some kick-ass seats!"

Sometime in the near future, Mr. Darker will look down from his penthouse tower, at all the little people. With his vast knowledge of computers, he will be the next Bill Gates, except Mr. Darker is human and funny. That is why, as for now, I hoping to employ a job with Mr. Darker, so that I can fit somewhere in the intricate web that he is weaving for this world.

Now his plans are but a blog, I too start my own plans. To secure a position in Mr. Darker's world domination, I have to find out what he needs. Or what I can do, to escape being just a peon. So I will have to infiltrate his base of operations and get in on the inside. The problem is, he will know who I am when he sees me. No doubt the kick-ass Bettie Page shirt, and Marvel Comics baseball cap and the flask tucked in my back pocket will no doubt give me away. And the fact that when he asked me my name, the temptation to say "Adam Warlock" would be to great.

So I have found someone to infiltrate for me. For no matter how powerful and great, every world conquer needs a secratary to do his "bidding". (Yeah yeah, sex. Crazy sex, kinky sex, boring sex. Whatever floats his boat.) Her name is Victoria. And through the wonders of Google (and the help of Six_Is_Brighter, don't get mad at your brother Mr. Darker, I offered him a tub of alcohol as payment for selling you out) I have found the woman that is perfect for him. And just so you don't have to take my word for it, I had Victoria record one of her "meetings" with the great and powerful Mr. Darker. Let's check it out.

V - BEEP "Mr. Darker, you have a visitor"

7- BEEP "Send them right in Victoria."

V- BEEP "Yes sir."

Door opens, and there Victoria is buck frickin dandy naked. HOTTIE!

7- "Victoria, cancell all my appointments, this could take awhile."

V- (seductivly) "Yes sir!" (Looks at the desk.) "Do you need me to take some dictation?"

7- "You know that's what Daddy needs."

And we can skip the rest, as a porn star, Mr. Darker wouldn't want me to ruin, the money shot for his film.

So from this excerp, you can see what type of employess Mr. Darker is needing. However, as I am not Victoria, I still need to secure myself a position. I will have to study this information, a bit more.

Thank you for your time.

May U Live 2 See The Dawn

"If I could just say a few words. I'd be a better public speaker!"

Dude, your such a pimp.

Ummm I don't do this regularly enough, so I still forget what it is I am suppose to say. So ummm here it goes . . .

1) I didn't know what "Good Friday" was until someone told me yesterday. To me all friday's are good.

2) I can recite the ingredents in Slim Jims.

3) I can remember trivial things, but can't remember things like my parent's birthdays.

4) By now I am 2/3 of the way through a 2-liter of Mountain Dew.

5) When I had my wisdom teeth pulled, my gums bled so bad, I was spitting blood like a boxer.

May U Live 2 See The Dawn

"Look Brian, I spelled 'Ooooo' with my Alphebets cereal." "Peter those are Cherrios."