Adam

Yoda

Had a good time last night, Yoda did.

Master Yoda, man you look wasted!  Man I thought I knew how to put down the whiskey, but damn they don't call you master for nothing.

Well versed in alcohol, Yoda is.  Called upon the force for my balance, Yoda did.  Did not get pulled over, not hassled by five-o was I.

Man, I really gotta keep up on my training.  Didn't know the force worked with that kinda shit.  That's pretty sweet.  Guess I'm glad I got into this thing. 

Yes, most kick ass it is.

Straight up.  Man I gotta jet, Master Yoda.  That chick from Master Windu's class, was eyeing me earlier.  I gotta see what the 411 is.

Luck I wish you, young padawan.

Thanks Master Yoda.  Peace out.

Yes, out the peace.

 

 

 

 

 

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Yoda

Adam

My young padawan, come in you must.

Sup, Master Yoda?

Told I have been, that trying to score with some of the female jedi masters, you have.  Wirh alcohol you were drunken.  Shamed them you have.

Ahh hell Master Yoda I didn't drink that much.  Besides Shaak Ti was looking downright hot last night.  I couldn't help myself man.

Deproable, your behavior was.  Grooping you were.  Inappropriate it was.  Horny you were acting.

Now Master Yoda, all I did was ask her if she wanted to feel the force.

Somewhat funny, Yoda finds that.  Rack, of great proportions she has.

Damn skippy.

Hit that, Yoda would. 

Now your talking brother.

Not tell anyone about this you must not.  An example Yoda must be.  Man, Yoda is.  Desires Yoda has too.

Man that aint nothing to be ashamed about.  She is hot.  Besides there she was sitting next to Aayla, both of them taunting the guys.  I can't beleive I couldn't get with her.  Maybe she likes the short guys, Master Yoda.  Wouldn't that be awesome.

Off the hook, it would be.

Sweet.

Misjusdged you, Yoda has.  Awoken my libido, you have.  Pimp out Yoda must.

Damn straight, Master Yoda.  Go out there and get your mack on.

Mack Yoda will.  Bump uglies, with one of my hoes, I will.

 

 

 

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In an attempt to do a studied post, as Mr. Whit is so adept at doing, I came up empty handed. There are really two things that I am very studied on and that is comic books and video games. I have a blog for comic books, and video games aren't everyone's thing. So here I am empty handed still. Then I got to thinking, there is one thing that I am very versed on. A quality that is not something to be all that proud of. But in the light of Mr. Whit's awesome disection of smokers, I thought that I would make the attempt with the one substance of which I am familar with -- alcohol.

Are you a beer, liquor, or wine drinker?

First lets look at wine drinkers. There is an assumption that "refined" people are the ones that drink wine. That is not always the case. Although I, myself don't drink wine, it doesn't mean that those of the less "culture" don't enjoy the drinking of wine. Although those that are not the regular drinkers of wine, often use wine on special occasions such as weddings, buisness dinners, and when expecting company in which apperances are important. Wine, being aged from fruits is suggesting that there is a importance of savoring the flavor and appreciating the effort that was put into the making of it, all the way from the picking of the correct, plump fruit, to the aging of the wine itself.

However, wine is also used in the cheaper market, thus coining the phrase "wino". This is the assumption that all those that abuse alcohol are found lying in an alley, a $3 wine bottle wrapped in a paper bag, with no job and no future. Thus the perjudice that all homeless alcoholics drink cheap wine to get their buzz. However, any alcohol will do when a alcoholic is trying to get his fix. Im sure that this sterotype will live on forever, as does the sterotype of beer drinkers.

Beer. Beer is ususally considered the drink of "hicks", "rednecks" and those of the "country" persuastion. Beer has never been given a respected view among those that consume wine or liquor. It is for those with big belt buckles, and men whose gut hangs over their pants. Thus the "beer belly" phrase was coined. Because of the calories and charbohydrates in beer, the consumtion of beer enlarges the stomach and makes the drinker seem uncooth. Also, the sterotype that those of the "country" and the main consumers of beer, most likely comes from the mention of beer in many country music songs, as the singer's escape from the things that are troubling them in their lives. In latter times, beer has gained more of an acceptance as a "refined" drink with the influx of imported beer from countries that are said to be "fine brewers". Also the advertisment indusrty has worked hard to expell these sterotypes to try and reach other audiences. In recent times, the beer industry has worked hard to find interst in women. With such beers as Michelob Ultra, Budweiser Select, and Coors Alpine.

The success of beer in other markets, such as women, and the upper-class can be attributed to the fact that they have catered to what is desired by it's consumers, without loosing the buisness that they already had. Im sure that beer will still be considered the "middle-class" drink because of it's still considered sterotypes and the cost compared to fine wines and high-priced liquors. But still in my mind, although I do enjoy liquor, beer will still always be my drink of choice.

Liquor seems to appeal to almost all. There are so many types of liquor that almost everyone can find something that they like. Liquor is usually broke up into two catergories. There are the "cheap liqours" and then there are the "high-priced" liquors. I.E. there is Popov vodka and there is Grey Goose. Those of the Grey Goose buyers would say that buying anything less would be paramount to buying Mad Dog wine. They believe that by buying a $50 fifth of Gre Goose gives them a refinment that those buying a $15 fifth of Smirnoff don't have. I have my preferences when it comes to brands of liquor and types, but I don't think that the price of the liquor is what makes it a "better" choice. After all, Jim Beam maybe one of the best burbons, but I would but Canadian Mist or Seagram's 7 over Crown Royal.

So there it is. I don't know how well that was done compared to Mr. Whit's writings, but I at least made the attempt. Let me know what you think or how close or far from the mark I was. Take care all and thanks for stopping by.

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I don't think that anyone liked my snake. 8-( I use to have a pet snake. It was a boa constrictor. His name was Hearold. Where I came up with that name, I don't know. One time when we got back from vacation, he had gotten out of his aquarium and we found him wrapped up around the hot water heater in the basement. Made sense, they are cold-blooded.

Cold-blooded . . .

That is such a missused word. You know like "she's a cold-blooded bitch" or "cold-hearted". The signifigance of using that word in such an instance, never had made sense to me. After all cold-blooded reptiles are no different than mamals, other than they cannot maintain their own body temperature. What that has to do with someone that is heartless and mean, I don't know. Maybe it is because reptiles are not fuzzy and cuddly. That doesn't mean that they don't feel things, have moods, favorite things, and "love" (in the sense that we associated with animals) anymore than a warm-blooded animal does.

I think that snakes, particularly get a bad rap because of the Bible, when Satan used a snake to speak to Eve in order to seduce her to sin against God. So I guess Satan is the reason that people don't like snakes, or have a fear of them. As with most things, we as humans fear, is because we don't understand them, and make no effort to do so. Not to say that all fears come from an ignorance of someone or something, just many.

Take for instance, spiders. I have a morbid fear of spiders. Not to the point that I get scared at the mere mention of them. In fact I enjoy watching man programs about spiders and their lifestyles and lifecycles. Do you know that there is a spider in the Middle East that can reach lengths of up to three feet? They are called "camel spiders". This is because the spider manily preys on camels, because they are used in such abundance in the deserts. The camel spider burrows in the sand, hiding itself from passerbys. When the spider senses an approaching body (through the vibrations of the footsteps in the sand) it pounces out of the ground and attaches to the prey. As with camels, they usually attach to the underbelly of the camels. It secrets a fluid into the area of the body, that nums the nerve endings. It is compared to morphine, in that it gives the prey a sensation that hides the presence of the spider. Now unlike most spiders, the camel spider does not suck the fluids out of it prey for sustance. The camel spider actually begins chewing on the prey. With the "morphine" injected in the prey, the camel spider can literally eat the prey to death, and it may never know it. The camel spider can reach speeds of up to 10 mph, in short sprints, if it needs to run down it's prey.

For pictures, google "camel spider". There is one picture of a American solider holding up a dead camel spider. They don't usually attach humans, unless startled. Most of the time they end up chasing them away from their burrows. I believe there are also pictures of damage done to humans by the camel spider.

So I think that spiders are quite evil. But it seems that we have perceptions about certain creatures on this planet, from ideas formed in our heads. There is only one true thing that we can deterime has done more evil than any 30 foot python, or 3 foot long spider, and that is man.

So don't ask why God would create creatures that have such inhuman ways of lving, but wonder why God continues to let a species like man continue to show such disregard for the sanctity of the home that he has made for us.

What will He do?

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I just had to share these pictures with you, that I recived in an email from a friend of mine. I don't honestly know if the story behind this is true, or if for that matter, the pictures themselves are not fake. They seem genuine, but I am not sure as to the species of snake that this is, but I am assuming that it looks to be an anaconda or a python of some kind.

The story is that a Australian farmer had been noticing that he was missing sheep a few nights in a row and didn't know where they were going. So he decided to put up an electric fence to keep predators out. The problem was the snake was already on his property. Apparently, it tried to leave after he had put the fence up, and was unable to slide under the fense, because he had just eaten. The mass of the sheep in his stomach, prevented him from getting out, and he got stuck. I'm sure that is when the farmer took these pictures. That's a big mother-trucker!



Look at the teeth on this guy! Is there a dentist in the house?



Anyone got a clue what snake this is? Prehaps Miss Rosie could help. If my memory serves me correct, Miss Rosie is from Australia. That's what you get when your stomach is bigger than your eyes! Take care people of blogstream.

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